Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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