yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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