Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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