she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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