ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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