did you get engaged???
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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