Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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