I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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