I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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