I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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