just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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