I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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