I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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