why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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