i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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