whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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