every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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