Got a toothbrush?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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