yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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