I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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