Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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