I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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