I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize