Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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