Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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