Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Congratulations! We have a period
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