I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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