Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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