I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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