Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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