you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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