ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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