He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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