i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he shaved USA in his pubs
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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