try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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