You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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