Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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