Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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I love you. Go after that dick
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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