The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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