I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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