Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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