My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The feeling are messing with the penis
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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