I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
and you fell through a lawn chair
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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