I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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