Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Tornado booty call.. dedication
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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