Non-Jews are for practice
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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