Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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