Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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