i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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