We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Let's paint friendship bongs
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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