well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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