wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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